10 Most Unfortunate Town Names



Fucking, Austria




Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada



Middelfart, in central Denmark



Penistone, UK



Wetwang, UK




Hooker, Oklahoma, USA



Hell, Michigan, USA



Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA



Crapstone, UK



Crotch Crescent, UK

69 comments:

  1. A very bad choice of names really..at least we did not pick them...attention grabbing I guess

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  2. honest mistakes? Or the words don't have the same meaning in different languages, or at the time the town was created.

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  3. Thanks for the chuckle!

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  4. imagine this....a daughter to her father calling from a highway "i just left dildo behined dad....now i am going to intercourse".....dad replies "great kido....i am also on a highway...i was just welcomed to hookers....wish you were with me...cause now i am going to HEll"
    hahahahhahahahahahah

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  5. don't forget Blue Ball, PA.

    It is just down the road from Intercourse.

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  6. And just down the road from Blue Ball is Bird In Hand, PA and Paradise, PA

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  7. Don't forget Virginville, PA. I hear that's also in the same vicinity.

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  8. The names prob didnt have the same intensity back in the days when the names were chosen ie these days those names are hyped up.

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  9. you guys forgot Assfisting, CA

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  10. The English (Canadian, American, UK) ones you may laugh about all you want. Just don't assume that in Danish there is anything remotely offensive about "fart" (or about the name "Fucking" in German). Yes, they speak English to, and, yes, they realize why may find it funny, it's just that in their native language it's not.

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  11. Im from Newfoundland. Very close to Dildo actually... The name comes from how the land looks from the ocean going in to Dildo... It looks like a big dildo! NO JOKE

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  12. I'll laugh at or be offended by whatever the fuck I please.

    Cheers!

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  13. i go to school in Normal, IL, and we are currently having a rivalry with Boring, Oregon as least attractive name.

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  14. Middelfart, in danish, means "average speed". The name might be this because the trains had to slow down here.
    A bit stranger one from Denmark is that the sign on moving elevators is "I fart" meaning "In movement".

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  15. Moorpark (CA) spelled backwards.

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  16. I think you forgot the town of Cunter in Switzerland

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  17. My dad was born in a town called "Semens" - look it up on Google. Semens Saskatchewan

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  18. There's a village called Cock in Cornwall, UK. I remember the sign said "Cock 2 Miles"

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  19. LOL! My favourite was Middlefart

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  20. There's a village in Ireland called Muff, and yes it actually has a local diving club.

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  21. Just had to mention Cockermouth in the English Lake District.

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  22. There is a Hell outside Trondheim in Norway as well.

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  23. Very funny names. I just wanders what was intention of those who named the towns. Was it just coincidence, or...?

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  24. There's a village called (and spelt) twatt in the UK. We have the best names, there's also a part of london called Cockburn.

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  25. You forgot Bald Knob, Ar which is also near Weiner, AR.

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  26. In the middle ages there was a street in London called Gropecunt Lane. The Puritans changed it of course. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

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  27. thanks for all your comments and info....i will try to update this post soon.

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  28. Cumming, GA

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  29. HAHA the first sign is the best.
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  30. One of my favorite place names is Pleasure House Road (along with Pleasure House Point and Pleasure House Creek) in Virginia Beach, Virginia. It's not too far from Witchduck Road (along with Witch Duck Point and Witch Duck Bay), where they used to, you know, duck witches, like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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  31. There is a town called "Drain, OR."

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  32. Middlesex, PA

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  33. Cockburn in Western Australia

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  34. c'mon, where is Mianus???

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  35. What? No Coxsackie, NY?

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  36. Oxnard (CA) Named after two brothers back in the 1800's.

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  37. and Dickshooter, Idaho. Sooo don't want to go there.

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  38. I live in Cumming, GA. I strongly feel that a community is not just a location but also the people in that location. Therefore, I feel no shame in proclaiming that "I am Cumming". In fact, we are all Cumming!!

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  39. West Virginia: "Big Ugly" refers to an area (now a public hunting area) and it used to refer to a small community. The folks changed the name to "Green Shoals", but one legend says the nearest paper once ran a story with the title "Big Ugly Man Does Good".

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  40. the UK has pubs with names like Speckled Liver - they obviously have fun with their language!

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  41. There are actually two places in the UK called Twatt, one in Orkney and one in Shetland.

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  42. What about Hump Tulips Wa.

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  43. intercourse, pa

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  44. Coxen Hole, Roatan, Honduras

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  45. Middlesex, NY

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  46. don't forget about PULA, Croatia...pula means dick in romanian :))

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  47. and pratts bottom in kent UK
    as in valley of a family called Pratt

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  48. wow. those that are taking these signs so seriously.. calm down.

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  49. There is also a "Fertility, PA - just west of Intercourse, Bird-in-Hand and Paradise. Someone had a good sense of humor!

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  50. Whilst traveling through Germany on the freeway we saw a sign saying Roundfarten. It tells you that you can exit the freeway at that point. Think about it, Exit and Fart makes sense to me!!

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  51. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    That was funny!!

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  52. Hilarious stuff. I just wanders what was intention of those who named the towns.

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  53. Those are really funny names i must say..tanks for posting..

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  54. I strongly feel that a community is not just a location but also the people in that location.

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  55. Those are really terrible names..really horrible!!

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  56. I strongly feel that a community is not just a location but also the people in that location.

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  57. I just wanders what was intention of those who named the towns. Was it just coincidence,..??

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  58. Bird-in-Hand and Paradise. Someone had a good sense of humor. Whilst traveling through Germany on the freeway we saw a sign saying Roundfarten.

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  59. I just wanders what was intention of those who named the towns.Bird-in-Hand and Paradise. Thanks for posting.

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  60. I don't believe the F$#%%#ing, that can't be real. There's actually a Hell city in my home state Michigan.

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